Kick-The-Can (the "Cranberry Cove Edition")

Kick-The-Can at Cranberry Cove was playing in a whole different league. The difference was like going from Whiffleball to Babe Ruth League, Flag football to Tackle, Bicycling to Motocross. The playing field was larger and more challenging, the players were bigger, stronger and more intense, and smart strategy was imperative – for both the hiders and the seekers.

The “playing field” is predominantly open, sandy, and well lit – with the hiding places around the perimeter. A run to kick the can could be as much as 50 yards exposed and visible through difficult running conditions. Hiding places could be in the trees, in the bathrooms in the cement block building, on the flat roof of the building, in the drainage ditch, in the water, under the docks, or way down the entrance road. Early or late enough in the season - the docks would be stacked and stored by the Kiwanee fence, adding more hiding spots. Hiders could be mobile and move to occupy a spot previously checked and deemed vacant by the seeker, simply by taking advantage of sight-lines when the seeker entered a blind zone. Strategic noises could be made by hiders trying to lure the seeker far enough away so that a different hider could make a break to kick the can. It became a team sport (in as much as NASCAR is a “team” sport), especially when a little kid was “IT” which meant TWO little kids were it together in an effort for fairness. We would even go so far as to set up booby-traps – a bucket of water balanced inside on top of the bathroom door.

The final challenge was to not let the police catch us. Nobody was supposed to be at The Cove after hours, and the police would randomly check – or get calls from neighbors who could easily hear the shouting and noise echoing across the lake. To get into The Cove, the police had to drive down the cement Camp Kiwanee road (which borders the entire length of Grampa Mac’s land), unlock the chain across the entrance to The Cove (out of sight and around the bend) and drive in from the south. Gramp’s land is now West, Kiwanee is East and water is North – escape routes are limited. Cousin Billy – who practiced hard at wishing himself to being half Indian – had an uncanny knack for hearing an approaching cruiser, or could hear the unlocking of the paddlelock 100 yards away through the woods. In mid-game, Billy would yell “Cheeze it, the Fuzz” – and by the time the officer got back behind the wheel and cruised lights-off down to the beach we had become Ninja’s practicing the art of invisibility. Well, not always.

One night Officer MacNamara caught us red handed. Most of us were in our hiding places, but poor Eric at maybe 10 years old and “IT” froze in fear – the proverbial deer in the headlights of the cruiser. As the officer climbed out of the car, the solitary child standing unattended at 10:00pm in a vacant recreation facility timidly said “Hi Mr. MacNamara”. Being good siblings (and knowing that Mr. MacNamara was friends of my parents) Wes came out from hiding and to little Eric’s rescue, then eventually the rest of the immediate family came forth (the Tobin’s remained in hiding, and laughed at us for the longest time after), got scolded and sent back to our tents.

On another night we were in the middle of arguing who was going to be “IT” for the next round when the cruiser with two officers surprised us. Of course we ran. Being smart kids we took off to the terrain we knew best, and headed straight towards our tents – about 200 yards through Grampa’s pine forest. Evidently we thought that if we could get there quick enough, we could fake being asleep - or maybe they wouldn’t actually chase us. But chase they did. We knew where every root and stump and gully was – we could do this with our eyes shut (actually I think we occasionally did, just for the challenge). One cop chasing Laurie, tripped in the dirt road – slamming to the ground and losing his flashlight. The other in hot pursuit of Cousin Skip didn’t notice him duck under the volleyball net strung between two trees and got clothes-lined. It was like slapstick comedy – except the officers weren’t being amused. We were stupid enough to lead them straight to our secret hideouts (aka - large family sized tents). They were foolish enough to follow (must have been untrained rookies). Grampa Mac was a well known townie and former member of the police force, and now-Chief MacNamara already knew who and where we were – and our parents – and our grandparents. The officers ended up with bruised appendages and egos I imagine. We certainly got bruised egos and banned from playing Kick-The-Can “The Cove Edition” for the rest of the summer (not too bad considering it was technically a banned sport to begin with).