At one time, we knew proudly almost every Italian joke known to mankind. Then we expanded on this - we decided each one should be numbered so that in an effort to save time we could simply call out "Number 83!" and every child within earshot would burst out laughing. (OK, we didn't ACTUALLY number the jokes - we simply concieved of this scheme and randomly called out numbers and laughed at them just to confuse other unwitting people).
Otherwise, our favorite jokes (translation = long winded stories that weren't really all that funny) revolved around some poor old woman with a dog named "Bummitches". Some trajedy always befell the poor dog causing the woman to wail "OH my poor Bummitches",
to which the response came
"Why don't you scratch it?".
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